Friday, March 21, 2014

A Doodle's Lot

 When a doodle's not engaged in her employment

 Or maturing her felonious little plans,
Her capacity for innocent enjoyment

 Depends on the position of the hands.

 When the bloody cupboard door is not a-opening,

 When the doggie biscuits don't arrive on time

 She hates to hear her little tum a-gurgling

 And listens for the kitchen clock to chime.

 When a doodle's finished bullying 'er muver

 She's asked to sit a-waiting just for fun.

Ah, take one consideration wif anuver,

The doodle's lot's a very 'appy one.

W.S. Gilbert - ish

3 comments:

Anne Featonby said...

Poor Bunny.....such a tough life.....hanging around for a cookie!

wendy hadley said...

It's a dog's life, for sure!

Candice said...

Tee hee . . .